To celebrate Halloween I finally decided to test an idea I’ve had for a while
If bologna tastes like hot dogs as it is (I think it’s the paprika) then what would happen if I grilled a piece of bologna like I might grill a hot dog? On my Panini press, of course.
If you grill a piece of bologna, you get a road kill dog
The grill marks look like tire treads if you have an imagination
Load your dead dog with blood and guts, or ketchup, mustard and relish, and you’ve got one tasty open-faced hot-dog
I laid my corpse on a piece of white bread because that’s all my roommate had, but I think it’d be much tastier on a dry, crusty, onion roll
Unless you have the same childish eating habits I do, you may want to keep this culinary disaster tucked away until you’re either in the company of children or celebrating Halloween
*Photos not available... it wasn't pretty*
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