I call it the “Road kill Dog”

To celebrate Halloween I finally decided to test an idea I’ve had for a while

If bologna tastes like hot dogs as it is (I think it’s the paprika) then what would happen if I grilled a piece of bologna like I might grill a hot dog? On my Panini press, of course.

If you grill a piece of bologna, you get a road kill dog
The grill marks look like tire treads if you have an imagination
Load your dead dog with blood and guts, or ketchup, mustard and relish, and you’ve got one tasty open-faced hot-dog

I laid my corpse on a piece of white bread because that’s all my roommate had, but I think it’d be much tastier on a dry, crusty, onion roll

Unless you have the same childish eating habits I do, you may want to keep this culinary disaster tucked away until you’re either in the company of children or celebrating Halloween




*Photos not available... it wasn't pretty*

What have YOU been eating?

Sandwiches
Just not a lot of them this month

I have a great idea (which could totally suck in reality) for a Halloween sandwich
...you know, for the kids...

The Grocery List:
The Bologna with a name
Ketchup
Mustard?
Relish?
Dill Pickles
Sandwich bread (I'll know it when I see it)

The tools:
Grill or panini press, in my case


Think you know what I'm up to?